Sunday, July 1, 2012

You know what really grinds my gears?

*Side Note: first, I love me some Family Guy. Second, this post contains some bad language. Don't like it, don't fucking read it! Kthanksbye.*

There's shit that ticks me off and then there's shit that really irritates the mother fucking piss out of me. Due to being irritated today at Ribfest from people's stupidity and lack of respect for others as well as some just flabbergastingly stupid shit I decided to do a rant post.

So we were in Wal-Mart getting some supplies for Ribfest. First, I loathe Wal-Mart. The people, some employees and 85% of the customers alike, are a bunch of rude assholes. Walk in front of you, stand in the MIDDLE of the isle blocking it completely (and when you say excuse me they give you a dirty ass look), bump into with their carts and give you a look like its YOUR fault their not fucking paying attention, the people who don't watch their fucking kids while they destroy EVERYTHING they touch and the employees who are so miserable to work there they barely acknowledge you or want to help.
So we were walking down one of the clearance isles and I saw curtain panels. Who's brilliant fucking idea was it to sell SINGLE panels?! Who is ever going to buy just one panel?! I know I won't. I need 2 panels for my window. Why can't you sell a pack of panels together AND the singles? I mean I GUESS someone with a really small window could use 1. But it just really doesn't make sense to me.

So we got to Ribfest at 4pm. There wasn't a WHOLE lot of people there but that was kind of the point why we arrived when we did. So we got a decent seats.

Before inconsiderate assholes


So about 6pm this group of 3 sits RIGHT in front of us. I mean there wasn't much room for me to put my feet out. Plus they sat in front of my daughter who was CLEARLY not going to be able to see over them. So I switched seats with her so she could see. Then the real kicker came about 10 minuets later when the two guys lit up....cigars. What. The. Fuck?! Not only do I have a child with me, the there was a huge family next to us as well with 5 kids!!!
Enter the assholes
Cigars smell nasty and make me nauseated as hell. Apparently courtesy goes out the window at outdoor festivals.  Well one of the kids in the family next to us was being really obnoxious about it via coughing really loudly and complaining. The assholes moved up about 6 inches. Really?! Because 6 inches will make the world of difference!!!!!!!! 
Vomit.
Double vom!!!!

Needless to say, we're bringing a blanket for ZZ Top so assholes don't decide to park their dumbasses RIGHT in front of us. Hopefully they'll pick up on Rivinea's policy and have a designated smoking area so...

Rant over... for now. >:)

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